Cookai, Mohini, Custard and Popsicle and all the cats with Tigger and his gang of dogs would like to tell everyone that their Mama is getting married!
She is getting married to JP ( WE ALL LOVE JP!)
JP is very cool and very smart and he knows exactly what we like and exactly what we don't. He never scolds us, he lets us do whatever we like and we think that he is so much fun. We run the JP fan club. Membership open. We already have millions of feline fans and many many canine fans and yes you may join. ( Popsicle takes a small break and Yasmine walks in!)
ahem! so that is what you have been up to! well well well...fan club eh?! for JP??!?! what about me???????
ok ok...yes people it is true...I am getting married.
Super intelligent and totally charming. Ask my cats, they have changed loyalties. They are totally and completely his.
JP writes wonderful stories, plays beautiful music knows a lot about everything you know, did not know and will never know( no one can possibly have read as much or as diversely as him).
as my students say he's the bestest!